英语幽默故事三则:)Lady First 女士优先等

1)The Biggest in the World世界上最大的
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?
Peter: Well, well.... eyelids....
Teacher: What? Eyelids?
Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

    老师正在讲课，彼得打起瞌睡来了。
老师：彼得！你说说，世界上什么最大？
彼得：这，这。。。。。眼皮。。。。。
老师：什么？眼皮？
彼得：是这样，老师，因为我眼睛一闭，眼皮就把世界上的一切东西都遮住了。

2)Lady First 女士优先
Lady First
    A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?"
    Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!"
    And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be mentioned first."
女士优先
    一位老师问班上的学生：”公牛和母牛在田里“这个句子对吗？”
    大多数学生回答说：“对，一点不错。”
    只有一个小男孩说：“不对，应该先说女士。”
3)The Reason of Being Late迟到的原因
eacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.
老　师：约翰尼，为什么你每天早晨都迟到？
约翰尼：每当我经过学校附近的拐角处，就见路牌上写着‘学校－缓行’。

 

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